Purgamentum Deus Ludi
"Tools make the Man"
"Be an opener of doors"
"You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door."
"Unlike everything else in your life, the work you do here matters!"
"Running into debt isn’t so bad. It’s running into creditors that hurts."